"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"
By Elisabetta
Logger
An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.
A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.
Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!