Maf is a word for you to use in daily life as a classier way to emphasize how awesome something is. Use it to show how you feel about new songs that came out on soundcloud, someone's picture on instagram, or the latest Arizona Tea flavor.
a maf is someone who is a fake and a slag because all they care about is boys/girls and sexual intercourse because they think they will get noticed by the "popular" crowd and become someone "cool".
"Have you had your MAF today?" "Would you like your MAF with lube or without?" "God, I need a good MAF right now!"
By Dianemarie
Maf
An attempt at using math, common to industries affected by piracy. This calculation involves a severe understanding of internets and/or no conception of worth.