When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a
blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the
sig other fades away saying "daddy
I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her
left eye anymore
man
lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have
you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
