Define Wide On Meaning

Wide On
The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.
By Marleen
Wide On
sexual arousal in women - the female version of a 'hard on'

When Stacy saw Hans playing lead guitar with the band she got an instant wide on.
By Romona
Wide

a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."
By Lonna
Wide On
A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!
By Robbi
Wide-on
The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.
By Denise
Wide-on
When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"
By Lucila
Wide-on

That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!
By Allyson
Wide
the 'ok bet' of the future, coined by @felixbenjamins on TikTok.

-"bro did you get me the coffee i asked you for"
-"yeah"
-"ok, wide"
By Denys
Wide-on
when a women gets all sexual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on

"jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream"
By Ricky
Wide On

Girl 1:Check out that hot guy over there.
Girl 2: Oh yeah he's hot, he totally gives me a wide on.
By Heda