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Define Mary Poppins Meaning

Mary Poppins
the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
By Collette
Mary Poppins
to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins
By Tierney
Mary Poppins
A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.

Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
By Karel
Mary Poppins
When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.

Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!
By Wynnie
Mary Poppins
slang for droppings of an animal

look at the rabbits mary poppins
By Ingaberg
Mary Poppins
Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.

"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins"

"No she aint she half of one..."
By Ivett
The Mary Poppins
The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.
By Therese
Mary Poppins
1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."
By Germain
Mary Poppins
When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!
By Emlynn
Mary Poppins
Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

"My car broke down so I have to Mary Poppins it into work today." or "Dude, did you see that Mary Poppins on your way in this morning? "
By Dacey