1. Front-man of
pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products;
mayonnaise addict; won't ever have
rough sex with Molly Connely again.
2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
1. Max
Bemis is a mediocre artist.
2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and
mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING
BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor
Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.