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Define Micro-penis Meaning

Micro Penis
A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.

Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?
By Adrienne
Micro Penis
As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."
By Clair
Micro Penis
A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.

My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
By Ailyn
Micro Penis
A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!
By Berenice
Micro Penis
The technical defintion of a micro penis is one less than 3 inches in length.

By Ceil
Micro-penis
an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?
By Debbi
Micro Penis
A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis
By Raeann
Micro Penis
When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis
By Jaine
Micro-penis
A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.
By Shanta
Venis The Micro Penis
One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
By Laurianne