Define Minimus Meaning

Minimus
Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.

A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"
By Lauri
Minimus
Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...
By Suellen
Minimus
Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.

as in: "Minimus Chimp"
By Babb
Minimus

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"
By Mel
Minimus
To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.

"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus"

"Minimus Chimp? www.minimuschimp.tk? allright then...)"
By Marian
Poonus Minimus
A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
By Herta
Clitoris Minimus
A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?
By Concordia
Barbemous Minimus
The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.

They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.
By Kelly
Yeetus Minimus
The minimal amount of yeeting required

Idiot: I like how we went from yeetus maximus to yeetus minimus

smart guy: isnt yeetus minimus just an average yeet?
By Clarabelle
Gluteus-minimus

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"
By Greer