Define Monker Meaning

Monker
hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while

I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.
By Luella
Monker
short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.

"He hung up on me! What a monker!"
By Tamera
Monker
1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.
By Audry
Monkers
A man who resembles a monkey

that guy looks a bit like a monkers
By Alana
Monker

Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!
By Benny
MONKERS
A baby looking like a cute baby monkey.

Person 1: aw, how old is your baby?

Person 2: he is 2 months.
Person 1: well he is so cute.

Person 2: Yeah he is a little monkers.
By Raquela
Monkers
man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.

Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
By Carlynn
Funky Monker
Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"
By Maitilde
Monker Dinker
β€œMonker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker
By Silva
Fecker Monker
A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"
By Anneliese