Define Montoya Meaning

Montoya
Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.

John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!
By Valerie
Montoya
BEAUTY IS HER NAME. ALL WHO ENCOUNTERS HER CANT HELP BUT LOVE HER. PERFECTION

Montoya is a true beauty. We love her
By Shani
Montoya
Someone who is obnoxious. A Montoya is used to describe someone that's a total douche who often thinks they are right when they're actually wrong. A Montoya usually has bitches talking about how how creepy and gross they are.

Guy: That guy just hit my car with hit shopping cart!
Guy 2: Yea he's a total Montoya!
By Verene
Montoya
Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.

girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.
By Sib
Montoya
verb - derived from Juan Pablo Montoya in the NASCAR Sprint circuit, it is the act of putting your car on the underside of an outside car, coming up the bank, tagging the rear quarter panel of the outside car, creating a "pit-maneuver" effect, usually resulting in the spinning of the outside car.

That cop will probably Montoya that Cadillac to end this high speed pursuit.

Looks like Juan is going to Montoya Jeff Burton again, but its okay because new politically correct NASCAR will blame it on Jeff.
By Nicolea
Inigo Montoya

By Alysa
The Montoya
When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and the guy grabs the back of her head with both hands and repeatedly thrusts her head up and down, in rapid succession.

Jessie was complaining about a sore throat because Mike did the Montoya on her last night.
By Emlyn
Planko Montoya
Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.
By Norri
Brandon Montoya
Sexiest man alive his hair is perfect and all the girls love him

By Bernadene
Jeshua Montoya
The name Jeshua Montoya is a name representing someone who is annoying, a try to be show off, joke stealing, trying to be cool kid who has a heart condition. With the heart condition on top with being super white, he try’s to act tuff and be cool for how badly his body has deformed. - Ashten :___¥

Hey, my friend has been really acting like an Jeshua Montoya, what should I do? Tell him he’s just trying to act tuff for the way his body is. Then he’ll stop.
By Ethel