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Define Muffin Buttered Meaning

Muffin Buttered
The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
By Danny
Muffin Butter
jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
By Willow
Muffin Butter
Similar meaning as "Butter Muffin". A nick name for a person who you care and love. He/she is so warm and comfy like a muffin and as well as being sweet and wonderful like butter!

He is my sweet sweet muffin butter!

She is the love of my life, what a muffin butter!
By Dolli
Buttered Muffin
a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
By Ermentrude
Buttered Muffins
a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins
By Masha
Buttered Muffin
After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin

Afetr seeing her just once, all I could think about was giving her a buttered muffin
By Ninon
Buttered Muffin
A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.
By Wylma
Buttered Muffin
A girl's pussy and anus after somone butters her muffin. This is a sexual act involving oral sex to both holes, and half a stick of butter melted in the vagina used as lubricant for butt sex.

"Momy! Momy! Can I have a buttered muffin? The man at the store said he'd like to give me one and I REALY like muffins!"
By Evanne
Buttered Muffin
The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin
By Arlyn