Define Mumba Meaning

A large african penis that curles onto your leg.

The Mumba is an introduced species to Australia known to prey on anything with a heartbeat. It has harnessed the power of the darkness as a weapon and, unlike the Mamba, can spit it's venom. There are also unconfirmed accounts of it being able to use the victims own tears as a weapon against them. But alas no one has retained their mental faculties after an attack to confirm the rumour. Also has been known to emit a hissing sound after an attack, but never before.

The most amazing potato in the world

The dance woody harrelson's charcter performs in zombieland.

A fake unrealistic person who’s a butt

1) An incredibly whack e-mailer
2) A person who was once 'holier than thou' but is now simply 'more sloppy than thou'
3) A modern-day John Rolfe
4) A synonym for 'dalmation'
5) Someone who is so bored during break that they spend hours searching for mildly funny things related to their friends' names but never realizes that he/she can just create their own joke

When you snap someone in the balls with two of your fingers shaped like a Snake Fangs

Them big ass african black tittays. I dont mean what you see around the street, I mean them humungo tittys you see in that national geographics shit! What makes you yell out, "Whoa motha fucka! Those are some big mumba jumba tittayyyyys!".