Define Nooner Meaning

Nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

By Otha

Nooner

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??
I wen't home for a Nooner

By Emalia

Nooner

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

By Madeleine

Nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

By Bess

Nooner

According to Emma Pillsbury, "when you go out for dessert in the middle of the day!... Right?"

I'm gonna go out later to meet my husband for a nooner ;)

By Arda

Nooner

High Noon hard seltzer

Nothing better than pounding nooners with the boys

By Dorthy

Nooner

sex between 2 or more people during a lunch break from work or school.

I work much more efficiently after a good nooner.

By Frieda

Nooner

When you combine lunch with sex.

Melissa went home for a nooner.

By Moreen

Nooner

A wheelie on a motorcycle.

Joe squid was pissed at the driver so he popped a fat nooner and blew past him.

By Bibi

Nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.

I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.

By Melanie