you've all seen them at some stage in your lives.
they're those freaky old guys who run up to you in the middle of the city, stinking of alcohol and/or faeces, either mumbling about the end of the world or screaming obscenities or urging you to listen to their jokes.
typical physical features include a
lack of teeth,
grotty clothes, a bottle in a brown paper bag,
shifty eyes and possibly a mutt at their heels
a group of people are walking down the street, approximately 11pm when a nuff-nuff staggers up to them and slurs:
"wwhhhy did the sshhjelly bean wanna go to sshhhkool?"
amused
grins and
shrugs all round
"cos he wanted to be a
SMARTY!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
nuff-nuff runs away, gibberish with excitement.