1. A person who is an overly fat mess of outrageous proportions
2. Eating a shit ton of fast food in one sitting or eating at several different fast food restaurants in one day.
Everyone knows a number 9 and if they say they don't then chances are that they in fact are a number 9 and they should accept it and move on with life.
By Marion
Engine Number 9
Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown outwhiney emo kids
Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.