Define Obituary Meaning

Obituary
a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
By Dix
Obituary
Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.

Obituary is going to perform tonight!
By Arline
Obituaries
1. A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch
By Hallie
Obituary
Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??

My world no longer has any meaning.
By Caron
Obituary Tourist
A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
By Edeline
Walking Obituary
People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
By Grier
Son-of-obituary
Semi-obscene response to a death

Timmy: “Mommy! Mommy! My teacher Mrs. Dinkledork died in a car accident!”
Mommy: “Son-of-obituary Dear! That’s so sad...”
By Livvie
Obituary Material
A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.

Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
By Violetta
Son-of-obituary
A death notice about someone you know, but don’t necessarily care for.

Martha: “Do you know our former boss died?”
Martin: “ Yes; I read his son-of-obituary in today’s paper.”
By Denice
Ovaries To Obituaries
An alternative way of saying "womb to tomb." For the duration of one's life.

Haley: "you're 1/3 punk and 2/3 princess"
Brian: "from ovaries to obituaries"
By Ailis