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Physicist
n: Mathematically able smartass for whom engineering presented far too small a challenge.

See that undergraduate physicist giggling non-stop over those post-grad engineering textbooks?
By Alana
Physicist
A super mathematical genius that kicks ass at solving problems and seeing the world like nobody else. Oh, and the guy engineers are pissed off at, because they can't do shit.

Engineer 1 : Hey Mark, that guy is a physicist!
Engineer 2 : Yeah, he does my work, because I can't do shit.
By Elonore
Physicist
one who studies the natural sciences, and often does research hopefully improving our understanding of how things work. Physicist have made possible the production and use of automobiles and computers, to name but a few.

Oh, that's my friend kevin. He's a physicist.
By Christy
Physicist
A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.
By Aurel
Physicist
A person paid to think about imaginary things that can be proven by other imaginary things.

Physicist: I'm going to bed. I've been trying to prove that string theory is a valid contender for the Theory of Everything, but the quantum mechanics are tangling everything up.
By Delphinia
Physicist
A dumbshit who couldn't hack engineering

Look at that ugly ass loser fucker! He's probably a physicist
By Bibbie
Armchair Physicist
A person who utilizes Youtube and Wikipedia in order to garner as much palatable information on subjects within the realm of physics as possible. Possibly for personal interest but more commonly used for 4 AM post-party diatribes about how we're all connected and the ancient shamans were right.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.

Stephen: So you're interested in physics?
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.

I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
By Martina
Engineering Physicists
A fancy way to say neither.

Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.
By Celisse
Physicist Bitch
a physicist bitch is a girl capable of thought and reason.

Damn this physicist bitch knows how to read!
By Erica
Theoretical Physicist
A sadist who creates impossible equations for experimenters to solve

Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.
By Lavinie