HomePrivacyAbout ☰

Define Textbooks Meaning

Textbooks
Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up
By Federica
Textbook
Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.

See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.
By Heath
Textbooking
Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students

David and I were textbooking last night. Textbooks have to be good for something, after all...
By Antonietta
Textbook
To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.

That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.
By Corny
Textbook
When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.

Kevo...that was textbook
By Jeanelle
Textbook
When a person behaves or an event unfolds as it is explained in an educational text. "Straight out of a text book"

A perfect example.

similiar to classic

Twerking on that guys junk in front of the smith family was textbook Miley.

Tul and Morbs were the textbook childhood duo.
By Nanice
Textbook
A very long, exceptionally boring "book," used for teaching and torture. Usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. Often heavy.

Dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!
By Rozelle
Textbook
When you know something like that would happen to them or they are just plain predictable. It is called being a textbook whatever there name is.

*Samer gets put in varsity wrestling and gets slammed by this big guy with a 'stache and fractures his clavicle*

Jordan:Textbook Clavicle

Alex:Textbook Samer, what a schlock!

Samer: Shut up textbook Alex, you are the schlock here!
By Constancy
Textbook
typical, good example of that type of behaviour, does that thing all the time,t.b.,
often followed by the person's name

everytime i bump into her she says 'we gotta get together' (but we never do)...textbook
he bought another pair of black shoes...textbook!
By Dion
Textbook
A combonation of texting and facebook. Parents think you are studying, but your really texting and using facebook.

Mom: Are you studying?

Some kid: Yes, I'm using my "textbook"
By Verla