Black person 1: Last night at the bar a white guy
hurled racist abuse, then called me an ape and a monkey.
Black person 2: Wow - But
white people's skin color is exactly the same as pigs. I hope you told him so.
Black person 1: Yeah, I called him a
pigskin who can't even leave his house in low temperatures without putting on sunscreen.
Black Person 1: Man, that's funny.