Define Pinot Meaning

Pinot
It is a measurement of time, distance, and drunkenness. You can be 1 pinot away which is 10 minute, 1 miles, OR be 1 pinot TURNT.

Christine is one pinot away and ready to get BIG HAIR turnt!
By Dena
Pinot Noir
Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"
By Lyndsay
Pinot Bomb
A new drink sweeping the greater Metropolitan-Washington DC area that involves dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Pinot Grigio. This drink is reserved for only Upper Class society. It truly denotes a rich, blue-blood quality of all drinkers.

Did you just order a Pinot Bomb? Rich.
By Uta
Pinot Grigio
The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.

Yo you just got pinot grigioed.
Im going to pinot grigio you.
By Margette
Pinot Grigioed
To get wasted drinking wine (normally Pinot Grigio) at lunch and then continue for the rest of the day working as if you're fine.

Als was completley Pinot Grigioed when he came back from lunch today! Like father like son!
By Ola
Pinot Noir
a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.

It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.

1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
By Jesselyn
Pinot Bomb
If you hate money, then stop reading now. If you love money and realize that it CAN buy happiness ,then this is the cocktail for you. Blend 8oz of Pinot (Grigio...Noir is for poor people) with 1 1/2 oz of Jägermeister. Enjoy.

Me: "3 Pinot Bombs Please"
Bartender: " What the hell is that"
Me: "Sorry for partying, you obviously hate money"
By Roanne
Pinot-faux
1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions

1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"

2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
By Fran
Pinot Pounder
The act of chugging a glass of Pinot Grigio, therefore pounding its contents.

We'll we're celebrating your birthday, lets get a round of Pinot Pounders.
By Audi
Pinot Pussy
the phenomenon of a woman getting thirstier for dick/pussy when she drinks wine (esp red wine)

Damn homie, Mary is drinking a lot. You might have a chance if she gets pinot pussy.
By Aarika