A: I've been studying for 10 f***ing hours and now it's 3AM and I'm hungry as f***, dude.
B: Order a pizza.
A: That's a good idea.
---later that night---
B: Pizza guy's here.
A: ...I love that man.
By Jo-Anne
Pizza Guy
Typically a white male in their late teens, with brown medium-long hair, and possesses an annoying personality.
Sam: Jenny did you remember that 'Pizza Guy' at the diner last night?!
Jenny: Yea, he kept annoyingly trying to talk to us.
By Kelcie
Tip The Pizza Guy
An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.
