Define Polar Bears Meaning

polar bears commonly known as....uh...polar bears first lived in the north pole and then floated down to antarctica on an iceberg and lived in harmony with the penguins.

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds

a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that

giving head with an ice cube in your mouth

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb

According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale

Fat white girls.

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.