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Define Porcelain God Meaning

Porcelain God
A toilet. Utilised to describe vomiting in a knelt position in front of the John

I shit myself whilst violently worshipping the porcelain god.
By Reiko
Porcelain God
Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.

Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
By Tootsie
Porcelain God
Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.

Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
By Dora
Pray To The Porcelain God
*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
By Petra
Worship The Porcelain God
to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
By Deina
Praying To The Porcelain Gods
when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods
By Evangelia
Praying To The Porcelain God
Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."
By Anna
Worshiping The Porcelain God
Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...

By Nathalia
Porcelain Gods Ralph And Earl
The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!
By Jaquith