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Define Porchmonkey Meaning

Porchmonkey
black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?
By Denice
Porchmonkey
A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"
By Korney
Porchmonkey
i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
By Camellia
Porchmonkey
another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.
By Gusella
Porchmonkey
Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
By Ivonne
Porchmonkey
a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
By Yelena
Porchmonkey
a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!
By Florentia
Porchmonkey
a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"
By Hali
Porchmonkey
a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
By Madella
Porchmonkey
a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?
By Lia