Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you
help me out?
Religious moron: Sure,
I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a
prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?