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Define Presenting Meaning

Presenting
when a gay shows his ass to sum1

holy crap, tewsons presenting to you chip, cover your eyes
By Jacintha
Presentation
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
By Hyacinth
Present
A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
By Lona
Presenting
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
By Cymbre
Presentation
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
By Rozalie
Present
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
By Cass
Presenting
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
By Angel
Presentating
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Me: Hey, you presenting today?

Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
By Celestyna
Presentation
Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.
By Danell
Present
Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.
By Charin