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Ralston
tight azz suburb of omaha where there's alwayz a party goin on

Where the party goin down?

It's goin down in Ralston tonight.
By Sherry
Ralston
a jubie person that has not only an amazing heart but a great personality. Very fun to be around and is very educated and determined to succeed. Has a very soothing and calm voice and a contagious laugh. Everyone wants to be friends with Ralston. He's the person you want to hang with. Very fit and built.

Friend: hey, what are you doing today?

Me: Hanging with Ralston! You wanna come he's so much FUN!!
By Marilin
Ralston
1. To be squirrelly;

2. Someone with the nickname Squirrel;

1. Calm down. Don't be so Ralston.
2. Where's Squirrel? I can't find Ralston anywhere.
By Marrissa
Ralston
1. a suburb right outside of Omaha.... nothing too exciting there but whatever
2. the place where you can see the best 4th of July parade in Nebraska... I think

Yeah... I live in Ralston. Wazzup?
By Friederike
A. Ralston
A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.

Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!
By Leeann
Ralston
Cutting off one part of a company (usually the income losing divisions) in order to save the whole entity or corporation. See Scripps or Belo. Referene to the climber Aron Ralston who, trapped by a boulder, was forced to cut off his own arm to survive.

E.W. Scripps Co. (NYSE: SSP) today announced its intention to ralston the company. The move separates the still-beating heart of Scripps, its cable-TV and internet shopping sites, from the dead meat, newspapers and local television.
By Kai
Ralston
A person who is a good ninja

I am such a good ralston
By Tatiana
Hot Ralston
The act of defecating through an open sunroof in someone else's automobile. Also known as paratroopin.

Dude, someone just hot ralstoned your car. I told you not to leave the sunroof open.
By Sadie
Aron Ralston
An American rock climber who received widespread attention in 2003 when he cut off his own lower arm after having it trapped beneath a boulder. Considered by many to set the bar for manliness.

Aron Ralston makes me look like a little Catholic schoolgirl by comparison. Or maybe it was my operation.
By Renie
Unity Ralston
The most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Damn that girl Unity Ralston is a bad ass bitch.
By Camel