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Define Ranched Meaning

Ranched
to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her
By Sarette
Ranched
a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
By Tricia
Ranched
to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'
By Coralyn
Ranched
The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.

My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.
By Timi
Ranched
when you say something is yukky,
its very much the same as ranched
it can all so mean the sause that has ranch and mayo lol

the first example is "That boy is very ranched"

The second example is "when i go to hungry jacks i ike to eat ranch, but now i like ranched because its mayo too"
By Gertrudis
The Ranch
A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

Subscribe to PewDiePie
By Sephira
Ranching
Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
By Averyl
The Ranch
Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch
By Colette
Ranching It
A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
By Jackelyn
The Ranch
Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil

They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."

"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
By Zonda