Having a severe case of
monkey butt. Can be caused by
chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many
buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating
two cans of habaneros, and using 80
grit sandpaper to as
t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?