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Redwood
Having a penis that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.

Man that redwood is gigantic.
By Denice
Redwood
An empowering term for the "little people" (i.e. midgets) of this world. Started in Portland, Oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. Redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.

Anna: Look at that midget *laughs wildly*

Christina: You bag of ass that's really rude. We all know the correct term is Redwood.

Anna: You're right.. what was I thinking?! Look at that redwood!

*both laugh wildly*

Taylor: Thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.

*all embrace*
By Faun
Redwood
Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. The opposite of balsa

Boy A: "Hey redwood"

Boy B: "What's up balsa"
By Nicola
Redwood
When a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7

check out that redwood
By Stefania
Redwoods
Redwoods in my eyes are very tall, giant, ancient trees. I saw them in my dream and movies, not once in real life. I want something is as old as my soul to witness my love for you, even though I cannot be with you.

Would you like to see redwoods with me?
By Shaun
Redwood
A tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling vagina. (This definition is derived from characteristics of actual Redwood trees--they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)

Q: "Did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?" A: "Yes, I did but she was a Redwood....her pussy was very stinky... smelled like hot garbage
By Alli
Redwood Saw
A sexual position consisting of two males and two females. The males are both penetrating their respective females while the females face each other, making out. The males alternate thrusts to create the motion of sawing a giant redwood tree in half.

My buddy Ted and I pulled off a redwood saw with these two sluts the other night.
By Harriette
Redwood Shores
Coolest non-Hawaii place ever. Enough said.

Let's go to Redwood Shores and have the best time ever rowing boats and playing wiffle ball.
By Sara-Ann
Redwood City
A beautiful, diverse city in the San Francisco Bay Area. Located exactly half way between San Francisco and San Jose, the Bay and the Ocean, 280 and 101.

Redwood City's motto is "Climate Best by Government Test"
By Rochelle
Morning Redwood
when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis

i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away
By Nara