Tom: Yo Eric, did you get a fresh kill last night?
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender
By Gladys
Repeat Offender
Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.
OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!
By Clary
Repeat Offender
A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.
Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...
Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!
By Corabelle
Little Debbie's Repeat Offender
A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.