A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
By Fernanda
Rod Stewart
old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.
Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a RodStewart imitation at the gay party.
By Kellyann
Rod Stewart
Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.
Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.
It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.
He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.
Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
One of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood.
