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Define Rug-muncher Meaning

Rug-muncher
A term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick pussy

I wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she's a blatant rug-muncher
By Gilberte
Rug Muncher
This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.

1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
By Micki
Rug Muncher
One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.

Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises
By Serena
Rug Muncher
There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.

1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
By Suzanna
Rug Muncher
a lesbian

you are a rug muncher
By Guglielma
Rug Muncher
another term for a dyke or lesbian.

That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.
By Ileane
Rug Muncher
This is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet. Meaning pussy eating. Hense Rug Muncher

Kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right.
By Elke
Rug Muncher
A Lesbian and/ or a slut

Dan: did you hear they caught Stacy making out with Michela under the bleachers
Trent: Damn! I had no idea that Michela was a rug muncher
By Doralyn
Rug Muncher
A nickname for lesbians, means eating out another girl

Hey Kelly, You are a rug muncher
By Andrea
Rug Muncher
a term originally refering to giving women oral sex, but can also be used to describe lesbians and men believed to be "whipped" enough to give a woman head.

You gave her head?!? Dude, you are such a rug muncher
By Lisabeth