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Sainsburys
supermarket in the uk currently endorsed by fat tongued celeb chef jamie oliver.

jamie oliver says try something different. I say try waitrose instead of sainsburys
By Kendra
Sainsbury's
A sweaty penis.

That's a big ol' Sainsbury's.
By Rozamond
Sainsbury's
sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.

I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.
By Merridie
Sainsburys
a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for

mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
By Julietta
Sainsbury
Generic adjective, probably from London, inferring positive connotations. Part of a wide selection of meaningless adjectives created by Londoners. Synonyms include bank and box.

Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.

Man, that is well sainsbury.

We is goin sainsbury innit.

You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.
By Viv
Sainsbury's Manoeuvre
When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
By Breanne
Hamish Sainsbury
big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly

plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled

plays overwatch and probably watches hentai

looks like raoul silva with braces

hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay
By Tracee
Last Chicken In Sainsbury's
refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.

hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's
By Isobel
Lord Sainsbury Of Tum Tum
Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.
By Zorine
Sainsbury
Describes the action of telling a hopelessly stupid lie and believing that it will actually work.

Usually associated with intellectually challenged lower to middle class Australian girls hoping make enough fast cash for a Contiki tour.

Cassie: Don't worry, I'll just tell those stupid Colombian police I thought they were headphones, that'll cover me. I mean, I'm a blonde haired white girl, they couldn't prosecute me for drug smuggling, the Australian government will protect me.
Narrator: They didn't believe her and her story. The Australian government couldn't give the square root of half a fuck and she went to jail for 30 years. Turns out she just did the biggest Sainsbury since Schapelle Corby with her 15kg boogie board.
By Madlin