Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a
same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the
321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our
remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"