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Schmitty
Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
By Adoree
Schmitty
falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
By Melania
Schmitty
the name of any 3 foot long maglight

wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
By Katerine
Schmitty
A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes
By Therine
Schmitty
1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."
By Patrice
Schmitties
Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!
By Jaymee
Schmitties
Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
By Elisha
Schmitty
That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
By Rosamond
Schmitty
Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty
By Phylis
Schmitty
A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.

You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.
By Gina