1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2.
Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of
pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason
people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against
Prostate Cancer. Men who
Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of
prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
