Define Scrum Meaning

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools

the wrinkled skin of a ballsack

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.

1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.

Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.

A noun used to describe a person who scrapes every last crumb off of a plate. Also describes a person who eats other people’s leftovers.
Scrum = crumb scraper, or scraper of crumbs

Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.

Food, yum, a delicious taste that fills the mouth (especially after smoking a blunt.)

Please Note: One is permitted to add any rhyming word or made up word succeeding 'scrum' to add emphasis.

Another way to say something is phat. As in, scrum-diddly-umptious.