Define Sermon Meaning

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

Italian man with large Italian sausage

It is a complex oratorical form form with significant differences from religion to religion, denomination to denomination, region to region, and era to era.

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"