One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos,
cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant
anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate
route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god
damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange
aftertaste when he invited us over for
eggplant parmigiana??
