A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.
As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".
By Ealasaid
Shitballing
A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.
We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
