Define Shooties Meaning

Shooties

1. You want me to have it? Shooties.
2. Shooties, I'm out.
By Margy
Shooty
An emotional state in which a person is tempted to shoot inanimate objects, animals, or other people.

When my computer gave its third Blue Screen of Death in one day, I started to feel a little shooty
By Nicoli
Shooty
Adjective.

1. Making extensive use of firearms.

2. Having a pronounced affinity for firearms.

3. Being proficient in the use of firearms.

1. AR-15, check! Beretta, check! Ma Deuce, check! Vulcan, check! I am several different kinds of shooty!

2. I like guns, I like guns, I like guns, guns, guns... I am shooty!

3. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home! They're not much bigger than two meters! I am shooty!
By Leola
Shootie
An amazing method for smoking pot if you want to get the maximum amount of THC out of your joint.

Person 1 hits the joint, then places his lips on the second person's mouth, exhales and kind of blows the smoke 'into' Person 2 who inhales.

Like 'direct hotboxing'.

Bob & Jill *smoke joint*
Jill: Shame to waste all that smoke. I wish we had a room or a car to hotbox.
Bob: Yeah, but as we're outside.. want a shootie?
Jill: For sure.
By Ivette
Shooty Arse
A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".
By Merrile
Booty Shooty
When you inject drugs into the butthole to get high.

I took her back to the motel for some booty shooty and we fucked all night.
By Katya
Shooty Hoops
An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.
By Anderea
Shooty Arse
A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for

Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!
By Kimberley
Lil' Shooty
lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!

Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"

li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
By Selestina
Shooty Pooty
A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.

The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.

You missed again...shooty pooty!

Shooty Pooty, you lost.

(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
By Vittoria