Smeaton - Thick Dictionary

Smeaton

Another name for vaginal smegma.

Female equivalent of knob cheese.

"Wash your snatch. I ain't eatin' no smeaton!"

By Norina

Smeaton

Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.

Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.

By Dianna

Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them

I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton

By Megan

John Smeaton

John Smeaton - Hero For Our Time, the man who saved Glasgow Airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.

“This is Glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. You try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” John Smeaton 30/06/07.
John Smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
John Smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
When Smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
Giraffes were created when John Smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.

By Maitilde

Ben Smeaton

Small, gay and likes a twin

That N word is a Ben Smeaton

By Allegra

Do A Smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

By Rosemary

Ben Smeaton

Has sex woth twins

And a knob cheese

He is a ben Smeaton