Define Smiff Meaning

How some people say smith.

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

To out think or out do.

A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

(verb) To out think or out do.

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.