Chenese, derived from
soporific
1. (n) the nickname of an overstuffed orange dog whose
narcoleptic nature inspired his name
2. (n) the act of strategically placing stuffed dogs in front of a closed bathroom door to scare its occupant witless.
3. (v) to perform the act explained above
"Wow, he looks really sleepy! Let's name him...
Soporific? No, that's dumb, fiend! Hrmmmm, how about
Sops?"
"Hrmmmmmm, I shall leave
Melly here so she'll be scared to death when she walks out."
"I despise those people who
sops Melly while I'm in the shower!'