Define Spanos Meaning

The poop stuck to your erection after having anal sex.

High-waisted jeans / shorts that women wear to impress other women, or to deter men from being aroused.

A horrible women's fashion trend rekindled in 2012, which was last relevant in the late 1980's & very early 1990's.

1. A man or woman, of greek dissent, who is an impressive perspicacious leader within a given community.

2. A golden greek god.

The word originated from the common name assigned to greek immigrants with a surname too complicated or inconsistant for immigration inspectors at Ellis Island, NY. Because most immigrants, by coincidence or the will of God, assigned with this name became quite successful or, in the least, badass people the word developed into the context in which is it used today.

Not attending an event with your friends because you have to hang out with your girlfriend or a girl instead.

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

The immoral act of choosing a new option and forsaking another for material gain. Often followed by indelible regret and tarnished legacy.

A tapeworm that burrows itself into a turd, inherits a football team and runs it into the ground.