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Define Speedbagged Meaning

Speedbagged
The acted of getting kicked/punched in the nuts in a manner that leaves you feeling like someone is using your nuts as a speedbag.

Damn, I just got speedbagged while wrestling with the kids!
By Saree
Speedbag
A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
By Brunhilde
Speedbagging
When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.

Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.
By Angelica
Speedbag
To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.

I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.
By Dorothee
Speedbag
v.
To repeatedly hit the forehead of the woman who is sucking on your balls as you masturbate, akin to hitting a speedbag with one hand.

I was speedbaggin' Becky and jizzed in her hair.
By Carrissa
Speedbag
Getting punched in the balls as you ejaculate

Last night I tried to Abraham Lincoln my girlfriend and she speedbagged me!
By Josephina
Speedbag
the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.

weeks's mom likes it when i speedbag her.
By Lena
Speedbaged
(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees
By Maitilde
Speedbagging
To teabag someone at an extremely fast rate,
One would even say, to teabag like a jack rabbit

- OMG, did you see Nick speedbag that guy
- That was faster than teabagging, that was speedbagging
By Rachael
Speedbag
Someone who gets their ass beat real bad in a fight, or loses every fight they are in.

1)Galvan, your a fucking speedbag!
2)You want to fight me? Whata joke, I will speedbag you.
By Evey