Define Spermie Meaning

Spermy
To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
By Goldy
Spermies
A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!
By Rosette
Spermie
Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
By Emma
Spermy
To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.

1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
By Ophelie
Spermies

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it
By Catriona
Spermy
Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.

Stop with the spermy.
By Celestia
Hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
By Gustie
Wet Spermy
After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
By Joline
Spermy Germies
The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.

Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
By Nicola
Spermy Lick
To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).

I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
By Celisse