Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is
revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote
a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A:
The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what
Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then
retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this
the enemy kill everyone*
