Define Sylvester Meaning

a dark cholate handsom thing.. so sexy you cant live with out. can get smart alot. cant see it in the dark

the cat

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.

If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...

A man watching two women engage in homosexual activity on top of a transparent platform while masturbating underneath.

The best, softest, sweetest guy you've ever seen. Total bottom, total King. Can and will fuck you up but will hug you after you've thanked him. Looks like an emo and has only hoodies

Chunky tree trunk. If you ever see him, run the other way. He’s so fat he could feed the entire continent of China. When he walks, it sounds like a storm of hippos.

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Jon sylvester is a kid who lies about grabbing a bunch of girls' asses and tits. He is chips at 2k, and is best friends with his ps4.

The ultimate of all owning

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.